The 4 Miserable Types Of Women On Valentine’s Day

Whether it’s looking like you’re going to be alone on Valentine’s Day, whether you’re on the brink of a relationship, or you’ve been committed with someone for a long time, there’s a take-home message in this video for you.

Come out to see me on tour! Yesterday I did London and had another incredible day. We have 13 cities left.

*Grab your tickets here.*

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  1. Janae says:

    This is great! It’s serious but also hilarious at the same time! Always love watching your videos they’re GREAT! Keep up the greatness guys! ^_^ xoxo

  2. Cat says:

    Hahahaha!!!!! Your videos have the best transitions ever, you crack me up!!!
    Thank you Matt and Jameson for making these so damn funny xoxo

  3. Lau-Sanne says:

    I love the end bits of the videos. Always funny, shows you don’t take yourself too seriously. Kind of makes me feel like I don’t need to do things perfectly all the time. Thanks for the Videos you send and the time you spend making them. Keep up the good work

  4. Lisza says:

    Hi Matthew…
    Thank you so much for your Valentine Rose Garden video… What a great metaphor!!
    Also, I appreciate your humor.. you are absolutely hilarious. Thank you for smile you put on my face on Valentines. I was feeling a bit lonely and slightly sad until I watched your video.
    Love needs to be fun, and Life not taken so seriously.

  5. Maria Rosa says:

    Hi Matthew,
    I´ve watched several videos of yours and the one about Valentine´s day was the worst. You´re very funny, I admit, but this one was like you were laughing at your own message, which kind of diminishes the effect of what you´re saying.
    Otherwise, I think you´re a great love coach.

  6. Hong says:

    Hi Matt,
    I went to see your live show last Sat with my friends, it was amazing!!! Loved it!

    Love your videos too! Keep up good work! :)

    P.s. You can count numbers in Chinese!! Impressive ;)

  7. Kalee says:

    I ABSOLUTELY love watching your videos!

    1. If I am ever having a bad day, I know you will make it all better
    2. you are seriously SO freaking funny


    3. I CANNOT wait to see this coming Saturday in NYC :)

    PS thank you for the advice especially for the girl that represents rose #2 :p

    Much love,

  8. Susanne says:

    Dear prince of LOVE Matthew Hussey :)

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwww :)
    Thank you for your true love :) Loooooooooooooooooove the way you loooooooooooooooooooooooove :)

    You & your amazing LOVE, your brother & Get the guy team and all your beautiful messages and videos are deep in my heart :)

    Endless kisses for your beautiful hearts too:)

    After I read your valentines day message I felt:

    Oh I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove LOVE & all your roses dear wonderful Matthew :)
    I thank you with all my heart for growing them in your rose garden :) They have a beautiful home in your garden & now in my heart :)

    Say hello to your roses and all your beautiful plants from me :)
    May endless LOVE touch them :)

    Wow, the roses of your last video were one of the most beautiful roses I have ever seen in my entire life :)
    + With your wonderful beautiful SMILE :)
    Looooooooooooooove your smile :)

    Thank you for growing a rose garden in your heart and sharing LOVE with everybody you loooooooooooove dear wonderful Matthew :)

    I have a beautiful rose garden in my heart where endless roses grow for you and everybody I looooooooooooooooooove :)
    That is why I agree 100% :

    Every day is a day of LOVE if you have roses of LOVE in your heart:)

    Yes, I believe in true LOVE & true LOVE is in heaven and in our hearts :)

    If LOVE is in heaven & in our hearts I believe one of the best ways to LOVE
    is to kiss each others hearts :) Today, tomorrow, on valentines day….
    every day of our lives :)

    If a man & woman looooooooooooooooooove with all their hearts
    Today, tomorrow, every day, forever
    with true love in their hearts
    I see a beautiful rose garden with endless roses of LOVE :)

    So in the name of LOVE, thank you for all your LOVE & beautiful roses Matthew Hussey :)
    I loooooooooooooooooove them all :)

    Kiss you all :)

    Muaaaaaah a million times :)

    All loveliness to you, your loved-ones & GET THE GUY TEAM :)
    & everybody who loooooooooooooooooves you :)


    Ps. Your Japanese and Chinese is fantastic :)Loooooooooe the way you say the numbers :)

    I hope you enjoyed talking in Chinese and Japanese :) If you like numbers very much maybe you enjoy saying this too:

    368786593898 roses of love in our hearts :)
    San-zen-roppyaku-hachi-juu-nana-oku-hassen-roppyaku-go-juu-kyuu-man-san-zen-happyaku-kyuu-juu-hachi :)

  9. Christine says:

    What if you are woman number 2 and Valentine’s just happens to be your birthday? Lol Being spontaneous on your birthday becomes difficult because every place is booked and all your friends are busy! It’s a good thing I love chocolate! :P

  10. Maud says:

    Hey Matt, thank you for the video! I found out that I feel like a mixture of first three roses and I realized that I don’t have to only give and expect love from others, so I decided to go on a trip to another country to visit a friend, drink some wine and simply treat myself well. :)


  11. Rowan says:

    WTF, Matt, is that a wedding ring? Don’t play with the ladies you’re coaching that way. Especially near Valentines :p. You may not realize it but you’re the model of what some of us are aspiring to attract. A successful, sexy bloke that has a decent head on his shoulders and is nice to women. You’re like a freaking Unicorn.

    Also your gardening is hilarious.

  12. Mari says:

    I’m type 5… the kind Matthew should take out on a date.

  13. Marie says:

    Hi Matt, saw you in London on Saturday, had a great time. You’re a special guy and I love how genuinely you gave your care and support to a VERY LARGE room full of ladies….will be pouring through my notes for a while I think. Thanks for being a part of my evolution, xxx

  14. Stephanie says:

    LOVE LOVE LOVE…..your videos. Your so funny and real Matt!! Valentines Day should be about loving yourself first and spreading that love to everyone you hold close to your heart!!!! Wish I’d been paying closer attention to your your dates….would have loved have seen you on tour in Winnipeg!!! And Jamieson….you’ve almost captured the essence of Winnipeg to a T, however you needed to show massive gusts of wind blowing around that snow to really get it right!!! Lol. Great job as usual!!! Keep up the great work!!

  15. Melinda says:

    Great bit! Really love your humor. Thanks for the advice and the good cheer every post.

  16. Dionysia says:

    Love it Matt – top Rose Guru!

    A rose by any other name would smell as sweet (to misquote the Bard)!

    Tonnes of sound wisdom and I’m falling off my chair!

    And….message from Rose-Woman 1-3 (three for the price of one!) Yep, I get it!

    1. Look on the bright side!
    2. Share the love (every day)
    3. Be the rose that laughs (misquoting Rumi!)
    4. Matt gets more charming the more commic he is (sigh)!

    I love Jamieson’s Winnipeg too

    Keep ’em coming! :-D


    (But you don’t get the job as head rose gardener – no way – the way you hack those leaves, ha!) :P

  17. Sarah says:

    Guru!!! You’re such a goofball which makes you even cuter than what you already are. Thanks for making me smile and laugh with all the bloopers. Girlfriend! *snap*snap*snap* :)

  18. Rowanne says:

    I agree! No point being miserable, let’s all be happy and enjoy it!! Happy Valentine’s everyone!

    p.s. Matthew your post cracked me up!!! It’s so funny! Great job!

  19. Victoria says:

    I liked the bloopers at the end – you should show more of those :)

  20. Irene says:

    Hello Matt,

    I laughed so hard!
    Loved it!

    Happy Valentine’s Day to you too!

    For me, Valentine’s Day is the day with the biggest love message – a meaningless institutionalzied western-world-money-making day so to speak.
    To avoid feeling or/and being pathetic on Valentine’s Day I like to see Valentine’s Day like Christmas only without the spiritual and inspirational magic (not even close but I hope you get my point). Well it helps me to see it that way and make others happy, enjoy being me, or I let the day pass by by doing something completely normal (like something casual, somthing I would have done anyway, nothing special). It depends! :)

  21. Katie says:

    Matthew, I love your videos! You always make me laugh. Thanks!

  22. Mary says:

    What are you doing with those scissors?! LMAO

  23. Jazmine lee says:

    In fact matthew You miss a 5th rose who is the woman that can be a mix of the 4 flowers =) ….

    By the way are you going to do a tour near Mexico City or Mexico Toluca one day ? May nedd Lear Spanish as good you lean Chinese , how did you Lear speak so good the Chinese ?

  24. DENISE says:

    Hi Matt, your advice was really good as usual! Thank you! The shots of you gardening is very funny too..ha ha!!

  25. Christine says:

    Hey Matt,

    Great video, loved it. Especially the outtakes. Cracked me up. If I ever get enough money someday, I’ll come see you live. Thanks!!! For doing what you do!!


  26. Edith says:


  27. Stefanie says:

    Matthew – GREAT.. UNTIL.. you destroyed those beautiful roses. Understand the point you wanted to make. Next time shred some paper roses and put the live ones in a vase and give them the LOVE THEY DESERVE. respectfully, Stefanie

  28. Natasha says:

    MATTHEW, how am I supposed to Get The Guy when I’ve got a mad crush on you….You are the worst Love Guru in the world because you have every single woman panting for YOU……a shrewd business man yes, but your not helping me cause I get all excited for your videos, to see and hear you….Egawds man, pick your nose or something…….Sigh…..Call me, I’ll buy you coffee.

  29. Teresa says:

    OMG…could you be any damn cuter?! Love your humor! Too bad there aren’t lots of men just like you. If there were, the world would be a much happier place. Thanks for inspiring and encouraging so many women :) XOXO

  30. Kathryn says:

    Ha ha Matt, ‘the most miserable women’! Oh yes, the ‘wrong guy’ as you put it really knows how to excel on this day, as with Xmas too. Although it’s a little disconcerting when the only presents you receive could not possibly be opened in front of your friends and family.
    I don’t care whether it’s a special romantic day or not, as if someone is more often than not acting inappropriately they have to be ( I was going to say terminated, but that’s probably a bit drastic) finished with.
    Have a great time on your tour. Lots of luck and best wishes,
    Kathryn x

  31. Leecis says:

    Single lady, rose # 2 here. Thanks for the outtakes and the Winnipeg reference. Hilarious, laughs for valentines, or single awareness day, greatly appreciated!
    I promise to keep a smile on that day irregardless of how I feel!

  32. Agostinha Jacinto says:

    so funny!!i wish i had the time and money to go in your Tour Get the guy…but i have your videos…i think im or the rose number 1 or 2…but im glad you destroyed…im free now….no rose…maybe i will be a garden! :) kiss* happy valentine

  33. Sukh says:

    I went to see Matt on his tour yesterday, in London. He was amazing – I recommend it 100%. I’ve gone from omg it’s almost valentines, I’m so upset at not having anyone to who carers I’m single and Fabulous :-)) xxxx

  34. Rumors says:

    I´m not one of that kind of woman, but I still hate Valentines Day. February is suposed to be the month of my birthday not of couples : (

  35. Michelle Stewart says:

    You are too hilarious. Well done for calling everyone out, namely me. :) Happy early Valentine’s Day!

  36. Berlin says:

    Entertaining and inspiring as always. I was cracking up.

    I definitely fall between 1 and 2 on Valentine’s day. Three years ago when I entered Uni, my roommate and I decided to spend Valentine’s day together. Since we were both single, we watched sappy, love stories and threw chocolates at the TV. (Not the good chocolates of course. Wouldn’t want to waste that) While we were anti-Valentine’s that year, it has been a tradition ever since and always makes for a fun time.

  37. Nina says:

    You forgot lady #5 . The ‘booty call’ lady ! What does she to do on V day ( when it holds meaning to her ?)

  38. shannan says:

    This cracked me up..esp. the outtakes. Goofiness is under-rated.

  39. Monique says:

    Great video with some excellent advice as usual. I know some women like that, and they’d definitely would benefit from hearing these tips. I’ll probably just be spending the day with family and friends, waiting for the chocolates to get discounted. :-)

    Love the humour in this video as well. LOL @ the photo of Winnipeg! My friends and I got to see you in Toronto, so thankfully the weather wasn’t as cold. :-D

  40. Megan says:

    haha Matt, you said you were counting in Japanese, but really you were counting in Chinese ( Mandarin) . 1 yi 2. er. 3. san 4. si………

  41. A. says:

    Hey Matt!

    Happy Valentine’s Day! Fun video and I love Jameson. (“Someone” was laughing. He’s real!)

    –Prefers to be called A.

  42. Kate says:

    Hilarious – Thanks Matt!

  43. Lourdes says:

    Loved the video :) Great advice as always…
    I’ve always loved Valentine’s day, even though the last couple of years it hasn’t been exactly romantic for me (and the one year I was with someone, the guy I was dating did send me roses, but I later found out he sent roses to another woman too). This day though has always had some sort of meaning to me because significant, non romantic things have occured to me on that day ( e.g.:I finally let go of a very toxic relationship one V-Day…I got good academic news another v-day, my beloved dog was born another Valentine’s…). Valentines 2014 is coming up and even though it’s another one that I spend single, it’s ok…I do enjoy spreading love that day (I make treats to bring to work, make cards for my friends, and it plan on spending this evening with my fellow single friends/my Valentines!). It doesn’t make me TOO miserable to see all the lovey dovey couples all around because I do firmly believe that one day, I’ll experience that again too :) I’d rather be single that be with someone just for the sake of not being alone, among other things.
    I hope to see you in LA soon, Matt!

  44. andie says:

    Ooohh Mattie! I do love you so! If nothing else, you did make me laugh and if that is all i get for Valentines day, well i am satisfied! Be well and keep bringing joy to ur many followers muaah!

  45. Elizabeth Jamison says:

    you are such a guy

  46. Radia says:

    That was Brilliant Matt! I laughed at each rose! Thank you!

  47. Cathy says:

    The funniest video yet, and at the same time very effective. I loved how you bit into the lemon – very primal and manly – until you spit it out ha ha! I just started seeing someone, and didn’t want this day to carry too much weight – so I signed up for a dance instead – something I know I will enjoy, no matter what happens with the “guy” that day.

  48. Monika says:

    Hi. I wanted to mention you worded your title wrong. The four types of miserable women. It should be four types of women miserable or who are miserable on. When I oped the window here my first thought was,”Oh no! Please do not let me find out I am one of these four miserable types of women.” ha ha

  49. Maryam says:

    Haha, I love the cheeky side ;)
    I am a mixture of no. 1 and 2.
    And I have to work the entire day valentines day. Probably well into the night.
    I have actually never had a valentines date. Well, maybe next year! :P

  50. Maria says:

    Matt, You so shockingly casually destroy those gorgeous creatures – four roses. Even if, may be, not just for “fun” of doing it. How a real GARDENER would be? Those roses are innocent, so completely defanceless. In our marcie, our care, aren’t they? Even if they come from an anonymous, money driven industry. Stll, they share with us so much of the secrat beauty of life!
    You try to halp us, women, to became more sensitives to our own value. What about theirs?
    Thank You

  51. sapphire says:

    gave me a good chuckle with good advice as always x

  52. donna says:

    Lol great stuff matthew keep the videos coming :) loved the bloopers

  53. Azita says:

    Hahahhaha !! I think that’s your funniest video !!! Thanks dude!!

  54. Sachette says:

    Well the whisky idea is beautiful. I need to do this one day.

  55. Sachette says:

    Thank you Matt. You`re a great example what a great man looks like. You show us what we deserve and that it`s worth it, but mostly that it`s possible. It`s in our hands now.

  56. Calliandra says:

    Haha lovely take!
    Personally, I haven’t really given Valentine’s Day much of a thought ever since 6th grade or so – may also have to do with the fact that I now live in a culture where Valentine’s is just another marketable day like Halloween (and people here just don’t get the hang of ’em!).

    That said, I greatly appreciate your inputs, Matt, as they are invariably infused with a notion of self-respect & self-esteem which, no matter my “inner whereabouts”, are great reminders to bring me right back into focus, even when the topic at hand isn’t a direct issue for me.

    So thanks once again, and have a happy one of it!

  57. Gabriela says:

    Mmm, my imagination or Matt got marrieeeeed???! That ring on his right hand! Oh lalá!

    • Gabriela says:

      I like the way you talk and how funny you are Matt! If you did not get married, will you be my Valentine?? :D

      You should come to México, by the way…


  58. Kristina says:

    Aw you smashed them! Lol but they were so pretty

  59. Janet G. says:

    I LOVED this video. So funny, and so true! I’m so happy one of the events is in San Diego. Can’t wait!

  60. Diana says:

    I absolutely love it when you’re goofy like that! Great decision you made one day, to show us that side, too. :D

  61. Kara says:

    Please put bloopers in all of your videos now. ALL of them.

  62. Ingrid says:

    What an amazing video!!! Love it!! Will be flying from México City to San Diego to see you live!! Cant wait!! :)

  63. Lisa C. says:

    Watching you lick that lemon was very funny. I’m definitely somewhere between 1 and 2. Probably because I had enough of being a 3 and 4.

  64. Patricia says:

    Totally hilarious!!!!! Lol
    And you’re right.. We can’t just measure what we have based on a single day. Thanks Matt for sharing this vídeo with us. Loved it!!
    Have a great Sunday! ;)

  65. Kristine says:

    OK Matthew, that was seriously funny! Well done with the video – it was great! Looking forward to seeing you on stage March 17th in Montreal.

  66. A says:

    LOL@ THE ROSE SKIT!!!!!!!!! :-D

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